Ever heard “you look dead”?

Know this, you MADE IT in a world full of disguise.

AND, COST about 4-5 times more than all the princesses out there.

This plant has been labelled dead stick plant since day one and I addressed it. He grinned at me, and said he was doing something right, being purchased at $XX.99 PLUS tax. It traveled the world.

PLUS Gets his traveling expenses covered by the imperfect ones who admire it.

Does not travel for free EITHER…

CHARGES FOR THE SHIPPING YOU SEE!

Yeah,…

And I told him to look DEAD more, CAUSE THAT’S WHAT I PAID FOR!

What’s all the fuss about???…Clowns.

At about 1.5-2 inches tall (pictured) It is unapologetically precious.

Sooo…

LOOK DEAD…I know you sail like royals do.

from Garden Imperfect

The Dead Plant (Euphorbia Platyclada)

Tropical Desert Native cover plant. The habitat requires restoration.

It will grow and I will keep you posted on this important process.